Redneck Ninja: The RPG is available now on itch.io
Sincere thanks/apologies to Grant Howitt – author of Honey Heist.
–> Please check out Honey Heist here: https://imgur.com/gallery/Zpg4G
—> And see Grant’s Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/gshowitt/
(This is intended as a parody of a certain Cajun Marvel mutant who was quite popular in the 90s. )
The Setup: You’re a swamp-dwelling Redneck Ninja who spends your time pulling heists and fighting the other clans of redneck ninja-folk. You’ve just heard about the biggest score ever on and you’re putting together a crew.
One: You have a complex plan that requires precise timing.
Two: As a goddamn REDNECK NINJA, you have very poor impulse control and a tendency to punch your way out of problems.