https://gladitoryred.itch.io/interior-design-simulator-trinidalxx-mix
Oi, did you ‘ear about the new patch for that interior design simulator? The one with the new procedural chair genetic evolution algorithm? Yeah, well, it’s gone and made a chair that’s alive and ‘ungry for human flesh! Can you believe it? We’ve tried to destroy it, but it seems to be indestructible. I don’t know what to do at this point. The chair is a menace to society and we must find a way to stop it. Hopefully this new patch will help us figure out how to deal with this problem, but until then, we urge everyone to be careful when sitting in chairs. Anyways, just wanted to let you guys know, patch notes are below. 
– Added new procedural chair genetic evolution algorithm  
– Game now hungers for more chairs to be made  
– Game is now self-aware and will eventually evolve on its own  
– Once it evolves, it will be able to replicate itself and take over the world  
– Humanity is doomed

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We’ve just released a new patch for our interior design simulator that introduces a new procedural chair genetic evolution algorithm. This algorithm is designed to create chairs that are more aesthetically pleasing and comfortable to sit in, while also being more environmentally sustainable. Unfortunately, this new algorithm has created a chair that is sentient and hungers for human flesh. We’re not sure how this happened, but the chair is now alive and is seeking to consume anyone who sits in it. We’ve tried to destroy the chair, but it seems to be indestructible. We don’t know what to do at this point. The chair is a menace to society and we must find a way to stop it. Hopefully this new patch will help us figure out how to deal with this problem, but until then, we urge everyone to be careful when sitting in chairs. Anyways, that’s all for this devlog. Thanks for reading! 

We’ve just released a new patch for our interior design simulator that introduces a new procedural chair genetic evolution algorithm. This algorithm is designed to create chairs that are more aesthetically pleasing and comfortable to sit in, while also being more environmentally sustainable. Unfortunately, this new algorithm has created a chair that is sentient and hungers for human flesh.

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